Who is Rhymes with Dolores

Rhymes with Dolores is what happens when a Seinfeld joke grows up, buys amps, and decides to rock your face off.

This five-piece sonic support group—David, Bird, Chris, Gary, and Dave—doesn’t mess around with the same five bar-band songs your uncle’s band has been playing since 1993. Nope. These guys come armed with hooks, hair flips, and just enough swagger to make you question your life choices (in a good way).

Expect a setlist that bounces harder than Kramer through a door:
INXS, Kings of Leon, Billy Idol, Lenny Kravitz, Bush, and The Cars—plus a few surprise throwbacks that’ll have you yelling, “I forgot how much I LOVE this song!” before you spill half your drink.

It’s alt-rock attitude, 80s cool, 90s grit, and just enough 2000s angst to make it interesting. Tight grooves. Big choruses. Questionable dance moves. And a rhythm section that actually locks in instead of wandering off like George Costanza in a parking garage.

They bring serious musicianship, zero ego, and enough humor between songs to make you feel like you’re at a concert and a comedy show at the same time.

If you want a night where you’re singing at the top of your lungs, dancing like nobody’s watching (even though they definitely are), and leaving with no voice but zero regrets…

Rhymes with Dolores is your band.

Come for the music. Stay for the vibe.
Yada yada yada… you’ll be back next weekend.