Who is Rhymes with Dolores

If you've ever wondered what happens when a '90s sitcom joke grows legs, picks up instruments, and starts a band—look no further than Rhymes with Dolores. This five-piece cover band is here to rock your world, one punchline and power chord at a time.

Leading the charge is David S. Martell—vocals, rhythm guitar, and the guy who somehow manages to keep the chaos on stage somewhat organized. Picture a frontman raised on equal parts Seinfeld reruns and classic rock radio, with a voice big enough to fill a stadium… or at least a dive bar with decent acoustics.

Standing to his right is Wayne Rodgers, a guitar-slinging enigma with the hands of a shredder and the calm, vacant stare of a man who might be calculating tone settings or thinking about tacos. No one really knows what’s going on behind his eyes—and frankly, we’re afraid to ask.

Rounding out the triple-guitar threat is Chris “Rhino” Reinhard, who brings the rust-belt grit of Erie, PA and the soul of a bluesman trapped in an alt-rocker’s body. When he’s not keeping the band’s tone tight and tastefully overdriven, he’s the band’s technical guru—wielding cables, pedals, and obscure adapters like some kind of audio wizard with a mild caffeine addiction.

On bass, Bill Cameron holds it down with green strings, big groove, and a vibe that says “chill dad who used to tour with a punk band.” His playing locks in tight with the drums, forming the kind of rhythm section you can set your watch to—assuming your watch likes to party.

And then there’s David Press on drums: the human metronome, percussion overlord, and the only band member likely to have a mugshot that doubles as an album cover. Raised in mystery and fueled by sarcasm, Dave keeps time like a Swiss watch if that watch were also yelling at you to count in correctly.

Their setlist reads like the ultimate throwback mixtape: Green Day, Tom Petty, Kings of Leon, Chris Stapleton, Pearl Jam, The Cure, The Cult, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, INXS, Aerosmith, Cheap Trick, Collective Soul, and more. If you’ve sung it in the shower or screamed it at karaoke, chances are they’ve nailed it live—with a few extra decibels and a lot more swagger.

Why Rhymes with Dolores? Because every great band name should have a little mystery, a touch of mischief, and at least one Seinfeld reference you didn’t see coming. Also, they’re not just sponge-worthy—they’re still masters of their domain.

So if you're ready for a night of big hooks, loud laughs, and serious musicianship with absolutely zero pretense, come catch Rhymes with Dolores in the wild.
Come for the music. Dance. Yada yada yada. Leave with a story.

Machine Head - Bush

Low - Cracker

Don't You Forget About Me – Simple Minds

Harder To Breathe - Maroon 5

Mary Jane's Last Dance - Tom Petty

Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival

All The Small Things - Blink 182

How Far We've Come - Matchbox 20

I Don't Want To Be - Gavin Degraw

American Girl - Tom Petty

Jack and Diane - John Mellicamp

Boys of Summer - The Ataris

Come Down - Bush

Midnight Train To Memphis - Chris Stapleton

Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears

Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind

Rain King - Counting Crows

Rebel Rebel - David Bowie

Just what I needed - The Car

Hungy Like the Wolf - Duran Duran

Just Like Heaven - The Cure

Rio - Duran Duran

Danceing with Myself- Billy Idol

Don't Change - INXS

The One Thing - INXS

Gold on the Ceiling - The Black Keys

She Sells Sanctuary - The Cult

Personaly Jesus - Depeche Mode

Basket Case - Green Day

Holiday - Green Day

Rockn in the Freeworld -Neil Young

Feel Like Making Love- Bad Company

Remedy - The Black Crows

Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith

Alive - Pearl Jam

Cumbersome - Seven Marry Three

Authority Song - John Melloncamp

Honkey Tonk Women - Rolling Stones

I want you to want me - Cheap Trick

Gel - Collective Soul

Black - Pearl Jam