Meet the Band
David S Martell
David S Martell – Lead Vocals & Guitar
Born in a thunderstorm while a choir of penguins harmonized in the background, David has spent his life chasing the perfect pizza and making strangers dance by firing guns at their feet. He once convinced a pack of squirrels to form a backup choir, moonlighted as a jug-blowing volunteer gynecologist, and reportedly taught a local kangaroo how to play Backgammon better than most marsupials. Leaving Seattle was the least dramatic thing he’s done; his true mission is simple: play fun music, make people dance, and prove that a band can survive even the most chaotic lineup of misfits (including him). If you hear mysterious sounds echoing through the mountains, that’s probably David summoning inspiration—or just challenging a herd of bison to a yodeling contest.
Bird El’Dredge
Bird El’Dredge - Lead Guitars & Vocals
Rumored to be assembled in a super top-secret mountain lab somewhere in the U.S., he was engineered to shred guitars, outsmart raccoons, and occasionally scare small towns with his solos. He started on bass because he thought his guitar skills were too advanced for the rest of the band but quickly upgraded to lead guitar when mercy got boring. Legend says he can play three different songs at once while juggling flaming Dr Peppers, mountain biking down cliffs that make sane people cry, and tuning amps with nothing but a stare. When not bending reality with his riffs, he’s rumored to be teaching jazz theory to alpacas, whispering secrets to his pedals, and occasionally pausing to remind the universe who really runs the band.
Chris Reinhard
Chris “Rhino” Reinhard – Guitar, Backup Vocals & PA Whisperer
Chris Reinhard is widely regarded as a master of sound systems, having spent years studying the ancient art of PA setup, signal flow, and why something that worked five minutes ago suddenly does not. He knows exactly what every knob does — and somehow one of them is always possessed.
Armed with a guitar in one hand and a cable that “should definitely work” in the other, Chris provides rock-solid rhythm guitar, clutch backup vocals, and the calm voice of reason when the monitors start screaming for no reason whatsoever. If something goes wrong, Chris will fix it… right after saying, “That’s weird, it was fine earlier.”
Despite the occasional audio gremlin, the band trusts Chris completely — mostly because if he didn’t handle the PA, someone else absolutely would mess it up worse.
Dave Press
Dave Press – Drums & Percussion Dave Press learned rhythm the hard way — roaming the countryside with gypsies, sleeping under the stars, and communicating exclusively through hand drums and intense eye contact. Raised by wolves (very punctual wolves), he developed an uncanny ability to sense tempo changes, danger, and snack breaks from miles away.
After years of pounding on hollow logs, broken tambourines, and the occasional unsuspecting table, Dave was finally domesticated just enough to sit behind a drum kit. He now brings primal groove, savage fills, and wolf-pack loyalty to the band. Don’t make direct eye contact during drum solos. He takes that as a challenge.